I started a website last night. It’s deviltongue.com i’m selling guitar slides that i hand make out of clay and porcelain.
If what i’m seeing on the news is true about the presidential candidates i’m glad that i can’t vote. Holy crap people how could you vote for any of these men. I’m a vet but, i didn’t give up my privacy, time, or dignity for 4.5 years for any of these men to be elected. Not a single one of them. America is religious tolerance, a right to defend your family, and the right to own your house. Not abortion issues letchery and corruption. Do something. Please, anything. Tell me about it so i can figure out what i can do to help.
I never knew i was sexy. I’m completely happily married. One of my wife’s co-workers was “a little touchy” tonight. It was simultaneously kinda cool an completely not cool at all cause i’m married. Definitely a confidence boost. But when all was said and done my chick was the drunk chick kicked off of the playground for the night. So when i got her to bed, halfway carried halfway steered, i went down stairs across the room from my guitar and tuned up in order to calm the fuck down so that i could start to figure out how to tell her that she is gonna be office gossip for months. Her couger coworker is not gonna stop trying till SHE says something about it.
Derrick C. Brown - “Instead of Killing Yourself” from his newest book “Strange Light”
please read this.
I’m going to etcetera the fuck out of life.
Wow
(Source: caattnip)
